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So yeah. A few of the Sonic Paradox animators and myself were playing some Mario Kart Wii, with me streaming it, albeit poorer quality than normal due to a piece of shit internet connection, when I decided to play as Luigi. This was my first time playing the game, so of course I won't know the controls or map well. Turns out (mind you, this was when SSF1991 or Donnie wasn't in the rounds) that no matter what, I win. I even began to purposely play shit, and still won. The hell is this shit? Anyway, I might give it a try later on this or next week without even driving, and just sitting my ass at the start line, and see if it happens again.

tl;dr I suck at this game.